Brent Shaw Brent Shaw, 20 October 2015 at 6:37 am
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Here's a list of funny, silly and occasionally accurate acronyms and abbreviations relating to various car brands from around the world. Some of these have come from the many number plate surrounds that we've made for customers over the years, while others have come from various other websites and publications.

 

I'll keep adding and updating the original post to create a massive list in alphabetical order, so feel free to post up any ideas or suggestions you may have.

 

Acura

Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile

 

AMC

All Makes Combined
A Major Cost

Another Major Catastrophe

 

Audi

Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

 

BMW

Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels

Barely Moving Wreck
Big Money Waste

Brings More Women

 

Buick

Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King

 

Cadillac

Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars

 

Chevrolet

Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

 

Chevy

Can Hear Every Valve Yell

 

Dodge

Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater

Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere

 

Fiat

Failure In Automotive Technology

Fix It Again Tony

 

Ford

Fast Only Rolling Downhill

First On Recall Day
First On Race Day

Fixed Or Repaired Daily

 

GM

General Maintenance

Generally Miserable

 

GMC

Generally Mediocre Cars

God's Mechanical Curse

 

Honda

Had One, Never Do-that Again
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating

 

Hyundai

How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import

 

IROC

Ignorant Retard Out Cruising

I Reek Of Cologne

 

Jeep

Junk Engineering Executed Poorly

 

Kia

Kills In Accidents

 

LTD

Long Term Debt

 

Mazda

Mostly Always Zipping Dangerously Along

 

Mercedes

Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans

 

MG

Money Guzzler

 

Mitsubishi

Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete

 

Mopar

Most Often Passed At Races

My Old Pig Ain't Running

Mostly Old Parts And Rust

 

Nissan

Needless Innovations, Silly, Stupid, Automotive Nonsense

 

Oldsmobile

Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

 

Pontiac

People On Narcotics Think It's A Chevy

 

Porsche

Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

 

Saab

Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown

 

Subaru

Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

 

Triumph

This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!

 

Volvo

Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

 

VW

Virtually Worthless

 

Lotus

Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious

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